Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Farmville is her only friend.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
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If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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