Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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