You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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