Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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