Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
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I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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