I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
