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(217): View more from Illinois

the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome

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(510): View more from California

I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.

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(713): View more from Texas

You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...

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(404): View more from Georgia

I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?

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(845): View more from New York

It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.

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(801): View more from Utah

I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!

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