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• (586): View more from Michigan

  1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night

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  2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street

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  3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call

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  So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  are you wasted or are you getting laid?

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  wow

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee

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  You were drinking Everclear weren't you?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.

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• (845): View more from New York

  i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?

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• (914): View more from New York

  Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here

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  Quit calling your parents your roomates

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