1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates