did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad