Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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