i just wanna soil my oats bro
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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