Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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