Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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