yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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