Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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