Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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