with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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