I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
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