I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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