ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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