I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
