It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Randomize
