How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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