Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
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That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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