it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
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whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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