Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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