Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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