I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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