I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
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I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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