So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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