margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
