i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
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We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
she peed on how many people?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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