Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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