Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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