Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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