Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My hand turned me down
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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