Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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