Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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