I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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