google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
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did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
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