I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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