Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
another moral hangover. fuck.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
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