I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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