Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
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You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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