super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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