I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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