Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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