your thong is hanging out like whoa
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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