All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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