so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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