Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
It was a blind-side dick pic.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
soo... how was my night?
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