She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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