How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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