soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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