Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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