that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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