We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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