So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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